Adobe Illustrator - Can't Print the Illustration

One of the following is Causing the problem:

1. Your settings are corrupted.
2. Your fonts are corrupted 
3. Adobe is retarded and needs to be reinstalled...on a different machine

Resolution:
Delete the Adobe Illustrator Settings folder in

C:\Documents and Settings\<user>\Application Data\Adobe\

 folder

If you can't find this folder, click start, run
Type in %appdata% and click run
to open the Application Data folder

Check here for other locations for different versions
http://helpx.adobe.com/illustrator/kb/preference-file-location-illustrator.html

Launch Adobe Illustrator
You should be able to print fine now

This is one of the many solutions that failed.
I still have not found a consistent solution to this issue.